idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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