My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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