bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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