that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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