I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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