Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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