Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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