Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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