Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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