Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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