I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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