so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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