You're so nebulous sometimes
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
