So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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