thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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