Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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