I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
the raccoons are back...
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