found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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