Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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