Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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