whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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