Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what if I'm pregnant?
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What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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