I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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