Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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