its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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