AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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