Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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