So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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