so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I understand Curling. That high.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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