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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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(516): View more from New York

then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"

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(517): View more from Michigan

Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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(309): View more from Illinois

I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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(516): View more from New York

Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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(312): View more from Illinois

I cannot FaceTime with your penis

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(909): View more from California

Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing

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(541): View more from Oregon

you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her

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