i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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