I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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