We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
only if we run a train.
done.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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