Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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