Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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