...so i touched it.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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