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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
you never un-have a 4some
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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