My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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