I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She told me I should be a condom model.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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