PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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