I saw his package. It spoke to me.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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