Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
