If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
