at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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