Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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