She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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