so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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