she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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