I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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