Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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