I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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