But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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