I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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