I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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