my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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