Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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