I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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