Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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