my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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