The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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